The Quest For 3rd Degree Burn Doritos

In my previous reviews of Doritos 1st and 2nd Degree Burn, I lamented the fact that there was no 3rd Degree Burn to be found. 2nd Degree Burn, Buffalo Wing flavored Doritos, had a heat that increased exponentially with each chip until you were clamoring for something, anything, wet and diffuse the blaze. These 3rd Degree Burn Scorchin’ Habanero Doritos, if there were such thing, truly had to be something special.

The buzz was that they were discontinued and were no longer on store shelves. The window of opportunity had passed and my review would forever be incomplete. Mr. Dragon’s Fire Chips wasabi flavored Doritos were a suitable replacement given the circumstances, but still, there was no way in hell could live with this result. I searched gas stations, grocery stores, and convenience stores all over the city to find the elusive 3rd Degree Burn Doritos. All I could ever find were the normal Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, and 1st and 2nd Degree Burn Doritos.