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		<title>Hello Kitty Hell!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Security Gawd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Kitty, two little words that always bring a smile to my face. Oh, it isn’t
        for the reason you are thinking. I am not a Sanrio© Hello Kitty fan by any stretch
        of the imagination. I have, what I recently described to my friends over beers and
        bar food, “embraced the gayness” of Hello Kitty. Well, it turns out I should have
        thought that through just a little bit before I blurted that out.]]></description>
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		<title>Stimulus Packages of the Gawd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What I have is a smartass attitude, a penchant for trying to sound intelligent, and a love for this country that I have personally fought for in foreign lands.   I am going to use these skills in conjunction with the fact that I love money.  I present to you, two different stimulus packages to finally take the good ole U S of A out of this recession.]]></description>
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		<title>Security Gawd&#8217;s Immaculate Constipation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few friends and I went to Melbourne, FL for the 4th of July weekend to stay at Cole’s Mother’s house. We had an absolutely incredible time setting off ridiculously large fireworks to “scare away birds,” tubing from a boat, airboating, eating great food, and drinking beer. Security Gawd was with us for the weekend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Security Gawd&#8217;s Top 20</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Security Gawd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will admit, the first list I presented was thrown together in haste. I didn't do much research and some very deserving women suffered. I wanted to join in the fun and make a list too! The new and improved Top 20 is my final verdict. There was so tough decisions all around, some tears [...]]]></description>
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