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This week's absolutely gorgeous BTW comes as a request from Zenestex.com reader,
Miso Drunk. Gianna Jun, who also goes by the name of Jun Ji-hyun, was born in Seoul,
South Korea on October 30, 1981. Ms. Jun is currently one of the top Hallyu stars.
For those who don't know, Hallyu refers to the spread of South Korean pop culture
across the world.
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This week’s BTW is Rachel McAdams who was born on November 17, 1978 in London, Ontario,
Canada. After starring in an award winning student production in high school, she
went on to major in Theater at York University in Toronto. In 2002 she landed the
starring role in the movie The Hot Chick—for good reason. You can’t star
in a movie called The Hot Chick and not be a hot chick.
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After a three week hiatus, I'm done resting on my Jessica Gomes laurels and back
with another BTW! This week I present to you the hottest MILF on television, the
lovely Mary-Louise Parker. Ms. Parker was born on August 2, 1964 in Ft. Jackson,
South Carolina. This southern belle got her start on Broadway in 1990 on Prelude
to a Kiss.
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For this Independence Day weekend, Zenestex.com proudly presents the drop dead gorgeous
Babe of The Week: Jessica Gomes. Ms. Gomes is a half-Asian, half-Portuguese soon-to-be
supermodel born on April 18, 1985 in Perth, Australia. Now, Bobby, why in the hell
do you have an Asian-Portuguese-Australian chick for the 4th of July weekend? Uh,
because she’s hot.
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This week's BTW is the lovely Elizabeth Banks. She was born Elizabeth Mitchell in
Pittsfield, Massachusetts on February 10, 1974. Ms. Banks grew up in Pittsfield,
Massachusetts and attended college at the University of Pennsylvania where she was
a Tri-Delt and graduated magna cum laude in 1996.
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So I was going over the GOTD and BTW archives to research my latest Top 20 Hottest Chicks article and noticed an incredible injustice: There is a severe lack of redheads on this site. I pondered for about two seconds before the first redhead came to mind. This week's BTW is the totally gorgeous Michelle Trachtenberg who was born on October 11, 1985 in New York City.
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Wonder who that hot chick in the miniskirt aboard the Starship Enterprise was? Wonder
not, my friends, this week's BTW is Zoe Saldana who played the lovely Uhura in this
summer's hit movie Star Trek. Zoe Saldan was born on June 19, 1978 in the armpit
of the world: New Jersey.
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This week’s BTW is someone who never should’ve had to wait this long to make an
appearance on Zenestex.com. Jennifer Love Hewitt was born on February 21, 1979 in
Waco, Texas. If you’re as curious as I am about the origin of her middle name, it
comes from her mom’s best friend in college.
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This week’s BTW is Great Britain’s own Cheryl Tweedy—now Cole since she got married.
Cheryl Cole was born on June 30, 1983 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. While she
was working as a waitress in 2002, she was a contestant in the UK television show
Popstars: The Rivals, which is similar to American Idol.
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This week’s Babe of The Week is World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE) Diva Barbie
Blank—better known by her WWE stage name Kelly Kelly. Ms. Blank was born on January
15, 1987 in Jacksonville, Florida. Her path to WWE superstardom began as a bikini
model for Venus Swimwear.
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To celebrate the season finale of my favorite guilty pleasure, WCG Ultimate Gamer,
this week’s Babe of The Week is the host Hannah Simone. Ms. Simone was born on 1980
(can’t find a birthday!) in London, England. She is well travelled spending her
formative years living in locales such as Saudi Arabia, Canada, Cyprus, and India.
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Behold, this week’s Babe of The Week is red-hot Freida Pinto of Slumdog Millionaire
fame. Freida Pinto was born on October 18, 1984 in Mumbai, India. Pinto is a bizarre
name for an Indian actress. Ms. Pinto claims that somewhere in her background, there
is probably some Portuguese mixed in.
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Security Gawd will be presenting the Babe of The Week for this go-around. I’m not
going to promise Chipotle this time since it’s not my BTW. You will, however, be
showered with kudos and forever enshrined in Zenestex.com Babe of The Week lore
if you can guess who this is.
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This weeks Babe of The Week is the absolutely stunning Lizzy Caplan. Lizzy was born
on June 30, 1984 in Los Angeles, California. She got her start as a television actor
on the show Freaks and Geeks in 1999. Following that she played some bit
parts in movies such as Orange County and in television shows such as Smallville.
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This week's Babe of The Week is tough to guess, I’ll admit. But cetainly not impossible. I have probably
mentioned this Babe in passing if you have ever discussed a certain television show
with me.
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The first week of April’s Babe of The Week is Marisa Tomei. Ms. Tomei was born on December 4, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York where she was raised and fell in love with Broadway shows as a kid. Before her Oscar winning performance in the 1992 flick My Cousin Vinny, Ms. Tomei was mostly known for her supporting role in the Cosby Show spinoff A Different World.
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I've gone one full week without committing a "Whup" slip. It has taken a ridiculous amount of effort on my part. I'm actually surprised that I have the attention span to pull off my solution: Constantly repeating the mantra in my head, "don't say 'whup,' don't say 'whup'…"
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Tuesday is the worst. Tuesday is the puke splotches left on a Port-a-potty seat on a hot summer day by a drunk, herpes-infested whore that couldn’t stomach fulfilling some bizarre, whips and chains, Dungeons & Dragons fantasy of a fat, 49 year-old man with a pimply ass who still lives with his parents. Everthing sucks on Tuesday.
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For the inaugural Babe of The Week column, Zenestex.com proudly brings to you an absolutely gorgeous TV actress who may be verge of skyrocketing in popularity: Stephanie Chaves-Jacobsen.
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“Whup!” Perhaps I have made this noise my entire life—I can’t be sure. I only recently noticed that I say “whup” a lot; to the point where something needs to be done to stop it.
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I am currently working on a new look for the site. My Zenestex.com To Do List is about 25% complete now. The look and feel of the site was updated along with adding functionality to recommend articles to Del.icio.us, Digg, and StumbleUpon.
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Forgive the indulgence. I make a point of it not to turn Zenestex.com into my own personal venting forum—like some acne infested teenager’s MySpace blog. But, this morning I simply couldn’t resist. Here are my thoughts from when we were in a holding pattern above Dulles Airport in Washington, DC waiting for the blizzard to blow over.
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Bantering with Bobby about his last "almost daily" post reminded me of something he wrote in high school. Pulling out my scrapbook, I found that I had dutifully kept the story he wrote. Upon discovering my treasure, I decided to share this story with the readers of Zenestex.
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The following is an exercise I just completed for an online creative writing course I am taking. It's probably of no interest to anybody reading this site, but I figured I'd post it anyway since this is supposed to be a daily column.
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It’s a sad day indeed for Zenestex.com. In the annals of history, July 21, 2008 will be a date that will live in infamy. It is the day that I could holdout no longer against the power of my wife and her gaggle of GOTD zero-bombing friends.
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I am pleased to introduce a new feature to Zenestex.com: The Girl Of The Day!! The GOTD is the brainchild of our very own Security Gawd. It started off innocently
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What you are about to receive is the greatest gift that I can possibly give anyone: the recipe for the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Oh, as a bonus, my take on the sandwich is really good for you, too.
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It has been nearly a month since I have posted any content on the website. I guess you could rename this column to the Mostly Monthly and it would be more accurate.
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"It is what it is." Well, it’s a redundant truism is what it is, and not a particularly good one at that.
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Today is my 29th Birthday and what a crappy start to an otherwise a beautiful day.
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I have noticed a disturbing trend in fortune cookie fortunes: they suck. It’s as if giving us some trite Confucian proverb and randomly generated lottery numbers is supposed to somehow appease us.
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I finally have a chance to sit down and post something. This is a clip from the Drunk Christian videos we took a few weeks ago.
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I’m in the great state of Colorado until Aug 26, but I will still try to post Mostly Dailies of some Drunk Christian videos and clips from the anime convention podcasts that “The Victim” is creating.
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At the Kennedy Space Center Gift Shop I saw a brand new space food occupying the shelves: Moon Soup.
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This week’s Sphincter Mouse was a no brainer as soon as I came across the story of Judith Leekin and her eleven adopted children.
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The original plan for the Drunk Christian series of videos was to post a two or three minute clip each day.
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As I said in an earlier post, we went to an anime convention this past weekend where “The Victim” and “The Friend” were conducting interviews for a video podcast that will released soon.
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An Ecosphere is a little sealed glass container that contains live shrimp. It is a self-sustaining aquarium in that the shrimp take a dump, the bacteria from the dump and sunlight feed the algae, and the shrimp eat the algae.
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On tap for the next week: First and foremost, finish the review of Monster Squad.
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Any one of Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, et al was just as likely to end up as this week’s Sphincter Mouse. I hate them all.
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There is a small collection of movies from my childhood which I regard as sacred, must-watch material for every mouth-breathing Homo sapien in this country.
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Around 10:00 AM, my cohort and I ran a check to see if Superchicken had been discovered by the mark or if it had gone unnoticed. Glancing out a window, we saw that the Superchicken was still attached to the car antenna. I started to think that I should have brought my camera again; I could write a daily post with a picture for each day that Superchicken stayed on her car.
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A quick update: I am working on the look of the site, which explains the parchment behind The Mostly Daily section. I don't know whether I like it or hate it. The graphic took me three hours to put together, so I feel somewhat invested. I'll probably kill it. Or keep it and add a drop shadow. I dunno.
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Chipotle is, without a doubt, God’s gift to all mankind. We are truly privileged to live in such exciting times, for we have been graced with the greatest invention the world has ever seen: The Chipotle burrito.
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It only took me one day to break my promise of writing something every day. My apologies. I have an excuse, but I won't bore you with details. I am working on a post today. Here's a hint: It's something about sphincters.
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I am going to attempt to post something every day on this site so here goes nothing: I have a good buzz going right now after going to our monthly beer/wings night with my dad, grandpa, uncle, and Cap’n Mac. My alcohol tolerance is actually better than I admit.
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