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Just a Little, Please

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:27:47 GMT

It was a nice day out. I decide I want a sandwich. Your bright yellow laminate tables and chairs and old photograph mural all lure me in to your sandwich heaven. And so I order a sandwich.

Babe of The Week: Gianna Jun!

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:03:24 GMT

This week's absolutely gorgeous BTW comes as a request from Zenestex.com reader, Miso Drunk. Gianna Jun, who also goes by the name of Jun Ji-hyun, was born in Seoul, South Korea on October 30, 1981. Ms. Jun is currently one of the top Hallyu stars. For those who don't know, Hallyu refers to the spread of South Korean pop culture across the world.

Babe of The Week: Rachel McAdams!

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:40:49 GMT

This week’s BTW is Rachel McAdams who was born on November 17, 1978 in London, Ontario, Canada. After starring in an award winning student production in high school, she went on to major in Theater at York University in Toronto. In 2002 she landed the starring role in the movie The Hot Chick—for good reason. You can’t star in a movie called The Hot Chick and not be a hot chick.

Babe of The Week: Mary-Louise Parker!

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:15:34 GMT

After a three week hiatus, I'm done resting on my Jessica Gomes laurels and back with another BTW! This week I present to you the hottest MILF on television, the lovely Mary-Louise Parker. Ms. Parker was born on August 2, 1964 in Ft. Jackson, South Carolina. This southern belle got her start on Broadway in 1990 on Prelude to a Kiss.

Babe of The Week: Nathalie Kelley!

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:55:18 GMT

For this week I present the new and still upcoming Nathalie Kelley. She is fantastically gorgeous! She was born in Peru to a Peruvian mother and Argentine father March 3, 1985 however she was raised in Australia. Her ethnicity while being raised in Australia gives her the most alluring, sexy accent. She was big into Salsa dancing and volunteering before becoming an actress.

Babe of The Week: Elisha Cuthbert!

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:22:04 GMT

Today, it is my absolute pleasure to take the reins of BTW in old GOTD fashion. I have patiently waited my turn to showcase my all time favorite and number 1 on my list of most beautiful women in the world. Today, July 17th 2009, Zenestex.com in association with Security Gawd inc. is proud to present Miss Elisha Ann Cuthbert.

Babe of The Week: Melissa Rycroft

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:43:18 GMT

This week, Cole takes the reigns and presents us her Babe of The Week. Melissa Rycroft was born March 11, 1983 in Dallas, Texas. She is fairly new to the world of stardom but she is growing in popularity rapidly. She started her life in the spot light as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. America fell in love with her when she made her television debut on “The Bachelor.”

Babe of The Week: Jessica Gomes!

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:15:16 GMT

For this Independence Day weekend, Zenestex.com proudly presents the drop dead gorgeous Babe of The Week: Jessica Gomes. Ms. Gomes is a half-Asian, half-Portuguese soon-to-be supermodel born on April 18, 1985 in Perth, Australia. Now, Bobby, why in the hell do you have an Asian-Portuguese-Australian chick for the 4th of July weekend? Uh, because she’s hot.

Babe of The Week: Elizabeth Banks!

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:20:42 GMT

This week's BTW is the lovely Elizabeth Banks. She was born Elizabeth Mitchell in Pittsfield, Massachusetts on February 10, 1974. Ms. Banks grew up in Pittsfield, Massachusetts and attended college at the University of Pennsylvania where she was a Tri-Delt and graduated magna cum laude in 1996.

June 2009 Top 20 Hottest Celebrity Chicks

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:09:04 GMT

I suppose the Hottest Celebrity Chicks list is now an annual affair—until it isn’t. I recently perused the Top 100 chick lists of Maxim, FHM, and AskMen. Let’s just say I’m very unimpressed. Their #1’s were Olivia Wilde, Cheryl Cole, and Eva Mendes respectively. Cheryl Cole was recently a BTW, but a #1 overall? Smokers don’t get #1 consideration. Olivia Wilde was far outclassed by Elisha Cuthbert in Girl Next Door and I can’t even recall her being in Alpha Dog—a movie I’ve seen probably 10 times now. Eva Mendes? Eh. She gets possibly a 7 on my scale. Hardly Top 20 worthy.

Babe of The Week: Michelle Trachtenberg

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:56:26 GMT

So I was going over the GOTD and BTW archives to research my latest Top 20 Hottest Chicks article and noticed an incredible injustice: There is a severe lack of redheads on this site. I pondered for about two seconds before the first redhead came to mind. This week's BTW is the totally gorgeous Michelle Trachtenberg who was born on October 11, 1985 in New York City.

Babe of The Week: Zoe Saldana!

Fri, 29 May 2009 02:04:00 GMT

Wonder who that hot chick in the miniskirt aboard the Starship Enterprise was? Wonder not, my friends, this week's BTW is Zoe Saldana who played the lovely Uhura in this summer's hit movie Star Trek. Zoe Saldan was born on June 19, 1978 in the armpit of the world: New Jersey.

Babe of The Week: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Fri, 22 May 2009 03:09:40 GMT

This week’s BTW is someone who never should’ve had to wait this long to make an appearance on Zenestex.com. Jennifer Love Hewitt was born on February 21, 1979 in Waco, Texas. If you’re as curious as I am about the origin of her middle name, it comes from her mom’s best friend in college.

Old People Farts

Thu, 21 May 2009 02:45:00 GMT

I went to pick up my daughter at school since it was an early out day. I had to drop off a prescription at CVS so we stopped on the way home. In front of me in a car was a Senior Citizen (Male) that I will call Fred. I really don’t know him or his name but for a better story, I picked Fred. Well Fred was driving the required old person car--a Cadillac--and pulls up front.

My Cat Is A Freeloader!

Wed, 20 May 2009 02:54:12 GMT

Seriously, my cat is taking advantage of me. I had to pay a special visit to Petco earlier today for more cat food. Petco's honest slogan should be "It's where your money goes." I'm more than a little ticked off that my cat expects me to provide her with cat food that costs $10.49 (before taxes) per 3.5 lb bag. She turns her nose to any cheap stuff I've ever brought home and she sees right through my lies.

Babe of The Week: Cheryl Cole

Fri, 15 May 2009 03:05:42 GMT

This week’s BTW is Great Britain’s own Cheryl Tweedy—now Cole since she got married. Cheryl Cole was born on June 30, 1983 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. While she was working as a waitress in 2002, she was a contestant in the UK television show Popstars: The Rivals, which is similar to American Idol.

Babe of The Week: Barbie Blank

Fri, 08 May 2009 02:55:07 GMT

This week’s Babe of The Week is World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE) Diva Barbie Blank—better known by her WWE stage name Kelly Kelly. Ms. Blank was born on January 15, 1987 in Jacksonville, Florida. Her path to WWE superstardom began as a bikini model for Venus Swimwear.

Advice to SG; An Open Letter

Tue, 05 May 2009 19:51:11 GMT

I feel I must respond to Security Gawd’s apartment living tidbits, I must first say that I feel your pain. But you must also realize it could be worse. You could have had the lovely smell of incense and curry wafting up through the open holes between the plumbings in the building.

Rules for Living in the Apartment Above Me

Mon, 04 May 2009 14:43:06 GMT

Thanks to the "Bonus Gravity" provided by my landlords, whoever moves in above me will weigh approximately nine times their normal weight. To remind me that you got the "Bonus Gravity" deal, please make sure to stomp your huge, ham-filled feet every step you take. If I cannot track your current location to within a centimeter, you aren't doing your job.

Babe of The Week: Hannah Simone

Fri, 01 May 2009 03:44:12 GMT

To celebrate the season finale of my favorite guilty pleasure, WCG Ultimate Gamer, this week’s Babe of The Week is the host Hannah Simone. Ms. Simone was born on 1980 (can’t find a birthday!) in London, England. She is well travelled spending her formative years living in locales such as Saudi Arabia, Canada, Cyprus, and India.