Comments on: Meat Harangue

By: Sho Nuff

Sho Nuff — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:17:10 +0000

Now in all fairness I did say that I would give up saying the word, "cunt" for Lent. However I never said that I couldn't write it out!!!!!! Cunt cunt cunt…. La La La…. Cunt cunt cunt. IM NOT SAYING IT:) Twatswatter?! How freakin fantastic is that word? I love it! I'm taking it! SOLD!

By: Bobby

Bobby — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:01:12 +0000

Twatswatter AHAHAHAHAA!!! That's even better than Hoo-Hah.

By: Cole

Cole — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:12:50 +0000

Ligia this is a thought for you or actually a new word for your repertoire…(drum roll please) "Twatswatter". It means just what you think it means. It is the female version of a cockblocker. So the next time you are out and a friend interferes with you hooking up tell her to quit being a twatswatter. Maybe using it will take the edge of giving up "Cunt" for lent.

By: Cole

Cole — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:43:09 +0000

I have to say I am not laughing about the whole Quackers thing. Is it an inside joke?? LMAO that Ligia said "Cunt" to her boss. Now that is awesome! I would have to say on the former L-3 Ninja chart your quick turn into "Hun" would have advanced you up the Ninja scale rapidly. P.S. I think you are failing at lent since however infrequent you have managed to say your favorite word, you are still typing it!

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:09:11 +0000

What yoke..!!! yak yak yak yak yak yak yak hehe hehehehe

By: Sho Nuff

Sho Nuff — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:05:56 +0000

Yes Bobby, I gave up saying "cunt" for Lent. I know its a little extreme but HEY at least I'm trying. In all fairness… "cunt" is in the majority of my everyday conversation. I called my boss a cunt by accident. I said, "Way to go cunt." When he spilled his coffee. He said, "Excuse me?!!!!!" And I just replied back, "Here you go, hun!" He said, "Oh I thought you said something else." And because I'm quick like a ninja I just batted my eyelashes and said, "What did you think I said?" LMAO! Of course he came back with…. "Nothing at all Li, Im just hearing things. Keep up the good work, Suga!" HA HA HA HA HA!!! God can't hate me for trying. I can't give up meat anyways, it's way too important. Bobby, your my FAVORITE cousin:)

By: SG

SG — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:30:49 +0000

My first comment didn't post! that is upsetting. Anyway, the kitty article is in for editing now and should be completed and posted on Monday.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:13:30 +0000

You gave up saying "cunt" for Lent?! Have I ever mentioned you're my favorite cousin?

By: Tawnya

Tawnya — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:56:56 +0000

Loved the article!!! You guys are hilarious! I did laugh out loud at the whole cheese and quackers bit, and can be truly thankful that no one walked by my desk at that time so that I wouldn't have to explain it to them. I must say if you think that was funny, you should watch the latest South Park and hear all about the Queef Sisters… I truly understand the dilemma over giving something up for Lent. I gave up soda one year and I didn't drink a soda for a couple of years after that. I have found that I often times prefer drinking water now. If I do drink a soda it is too sweet and I have to chase it with water so I do feel as if I tested my resolve as well as being able to do something healthy. I felt like a good Catholic… The meat thing has usually never been an issue for me but I only gave it up on Fridays. I never tried to give it up for the whole Lenten season because I definitely wouldn't have made it. I love, love, love red meat and the idea of not being able to eat a sandwich, or a steak or something along those lines makes me want one now!! I give you props for trying…

By: Julie

Julie — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:24:37 +0000

Cheese and Quackers!!!! Good yoke! LOL hehe. Very funny article. See what Catholic school does to you!