Comments on: An Open Letter to Mr. Fortune Cookie Writer

By: Security God

Security God — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:15:03 +0000

Myself and three co-workers order chinese food every Friday and the so called "fortunes" were all too good to not share with the world. Since I don't have my own blog, I choose yours. Sadly, the 7 viewers you have aren't exactly the word either, but this is the best I can do. Without further delay, here are the fortunes that were blessed upon us….. Mine: You are broad minded and socially active. "The Victim": Ignorance never settles a question. Co-worker 3: You will be a good comfort. Co-worker 4: You will travel to many places. Boss: You are loyal to your family. I have refrained from commenting on each seeing as you have a better grasp of the eloquence of the english language then I do. Have fun with these! (don't forget to add the infamous two words to the end of each!)

By: Bobby

Bobby — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:38:50 +0000

Interesting. Personally I like adding "In Bed" to the last fortune. Perhaps I have underestimated Mr. Fortune Cookie Writer if this is indeed his initiative. Regardless, it's still advice and I want fortunes dammit!

By: Security Gawd

Security Gawd — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:18:46 +0000

Interesting take. This nasty trend has happened so gradually that it has gone unnoticed to this wide-eyed travelor. Kudos. However, I did finally realize the cure for the crappy fortunes that Mr. fortune Cookie Writer has written. In the recent years, certain immature individuals (Security God and The Victim to name a few) have used a two word addition to the end of the "fortune/advice" to add a little spice to the after dinner conversation. Perhaps you have heard of it. Simply add the words "In Bed" to the end of any fortune and it will instantly bring a smile to your face. Perhaps this proverb was initiated by the one and only Mr. Fortune Cookie Writer. Go ahead, use it on the above, I will wait (I think it goes quite nicely with the second to last fortune.)