The UGOOMH (Unidentified Glimmering Object On My Head)
Babe of The Week: Nathalie Kelley!
By Cole
10
For this week I present the new and still upcoming Nathalie Kelley. She is fantastically gorgeous! She was born in Peru to a Peruvian mother and Argentine father March 3, 1985 however she was raised in Australia. Her ethnicity while being raised in Australia gives her the most alluring, sexy accent. She was big into Salsa dancing and volunteering before becoming an actress. ... Read More
Babe of The Week: Melissa Rycroft
By Cole
10
This week, Cole takes the reigns and presents us her Babe of The Week. Melissa Rycroft was born March 11, 1983 in Dallas, Texas. She is fairly new to the world of stardom but she is growing in popularity rapidly. She started her life in the spot light as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. America fell in love with her when she made her television debut on “The Bachelor.” ... Read More
June 2009 Top 20 Hottest Celebrity Chicks
By Bobby Cooper
14
I suppose the Hottest Celebrity Chicks list is now an annual affair—until it isn’t. I recently perused the Top 100 chick lists of Maxim, FHM, and AskMen. Let’s just say I’m very unimpressed. Their #1’s were Olivia Wilde, Cheryl Cole, and Eva Mendes respectively. Cheryl Cole was recently a BTW, but a #1 overall? Smokers don’t get #1 consideration. Olivia Wilde was far outclassed by Elisha Cuthbert in Girl Next Door and I can’t even recall her being in Alpha Dog—a movie I’ve seen probably 10 times now. Eva Mendes? Eh. She gets possibly a 7 on my scale. Hardly Top 20 worthy. ... Read More
Old People Farts
By The Boss
2
I went to pick up my daughter at school since it was an early out day. I had to drop off a prescription at CVS so we stopped on the way home. In front of me in a car was a Senior Citizen (Male) that I will call Fred. I really don’t know him or his name but for a better story, I picked Fred. Well Fred was driving the required old person car--a Cadillac--and pulls up front. ... Read More
Advice to SG; An Open Letter
By The Boss
7
I feel I must respond to Security Gawd’s apartment living tidbits, I must first say that I feel your pain. But you must also realize it could be worse. You could have had the lovely smell of incense and curry wafting up through the open holes between the plumbings in the building. ... Read More
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Babe of The Week: Gianna Jun!
11/04/2009
This week's absolutely gorgeous BTW comes as a request from Zenestex.com reader, Miso Drunk. Gianna Jun, who also goes by the name of Jun Ji-hyun, was born in Seoul, South Korea on October 30, 1981. Ms. Jun is currently one of the top Hallyu stars. For those who don't know, Hallyu refers to the spread of South Korean pop culture across the world. ... Read More

08/14/2009 - Babe of The Week: Rachel McAdams!
This week’s BTW is Rachel McAdams who was born on N ... Read More

07/31/2009 - Babe of The Week: Mary-Louise Parker!
After a three week hiatus, I'm done resting on my < ... Read More

07/01/2009 - Babe of The Week: Jessica Gomes!
For this Independence Day weekend, Zenestex.com pro ... Read More

06/26/2009 - Babe of The Week: Elizabeth Banks!
This week's BTW is the lovely Elizabeth Banks. She ... Read More